Cicero's report presented by F.Yates
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Modern version: PLural ANalysis
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At a banquet given by a nobleman of Thessaly named
Scopas, the poet Simonides of Ceos chanted a lyric poem in honour of his
host but including a passage in praise of Castor and Pollux.
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Attending a meeting, whose agenda concerned new
issues, the citizen Simonides of Ceos lectured a report which described the
enforcement of traditional measures, but also the implement of new concepts
including cyberlogic.
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Scopas meanly told the poet that he would only pay
him half the sum agreed upon for the panegyric and that he must obtain the
balance from the twin gods to whom he had devoted half the poem.
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The Moderator told the Investigator that he will only
mark him half of the grade and that he must obtain the balance from the split
Artificial Intelligence to which he had devoted half of his report.
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A little later, a message was brought in to Simonides
that two young men were waiting outside who wished to see him. [these were
of course the two divine athletes]. He rose from the banquet and went out
but could find no-one.
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A little later, Simonides was informed on his pager
that two modern logicians were waiting outside who wanted to see him [it
was of course the two cyber A.I. functions]. He rose from the group and went
out but could find no-one.
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During his absence the roof of the banqueting hall
fell in, crushing Scopas and all the guests to death beneath the ruins; the
corpses were so mangled that the relatives who came to take them away for
burial were unable to identify them. But Simonides remembered the places
at which they had been sitting at the table and was therefore able to indicate
to the relatives which were their dead.
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During his absence the
cybertechnologies (genetics, bio feed
back etc...) pervaded the meeting, confusing the Moderator and all the
participants' identity into Virtuality; the sujectivities were so mangled
that the assignments which came to take them away for their social activities
were unable to identify them. But Simonides remembered the places at which
they had been sitting at the table and was therefore able to indicate to
the activities which were their representants.
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The invisible callers, Castor and Pollux, had handsomely
paid for their share in the panegyric by drawing Simonides away from the
banquet just before the crash. [Indeed, they both saved his life and saved
the souls at the banquet from oblivion]. And this experience suggested to
the poet the principles of the art of memory of which he is said to have
been the inventor. Noting that it was through his memory of the
place at which the
guests had been sitting that he had been able
to identify the bodies, he realised that orderly
arrangement is essential for good memory.
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The invisible callers, Analysand
and Analyst, had handsomely paid for their share in the report by drawing
Simonides away from the meeting just beside the High Tech Implementation.
[Indeed, they both saved his life and saved the souls at the meeting from
confusion]. And this experience suggested to the linguist the principles
of the Plural Analysis of which he
is said to have been the inventor. Noting that it was through his memory
of the place at which the
members had been sitting that he had been able
to identify the subjects, he realised that orderly
Group Dynamic is essential for good memory
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